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Let’s talk about money, baby

Considering Planet Jone is a public company (no it’s not) and it has an obligation of transparency to the the general populace (no it doesn’t) I felt that it’s a good time (no I — well I kinda did) to publish the Operation Balalaika budget to the world.

Close your wallets, as this revelation can in theory physically suck any bills or coins out of them, to universally compensate for the immense losses of the project. Credit cards should be fine, but to be totally safe, please email your credit card numbers to me or the nearest Nigerian prince.

THE OFFICIAL BUDGET OF OPERATION BALALAIKA FOR THE FISCAL YEAR OF 2015:

  • 99€: Apple Developer license
  • 72.01€: Playmaker plug-in for Unity
  • 0.95€: 1 hour of Macincloud service to create certificates to build for iOS
  • 1.45€: Failed Facebook advertisements (Thanks for taking my money and not displaying the ads because of too much text. I like the way you do business, Zuck.)

Grand total:

MINUS 173,41€

What the butt! I was expecting I’d be shoveling money into my Electric Ferrari’s trunk by now… I’m not so sure about this endeavor anymore… I feel I should go back to raising sheep…

Btw, for the imaginary non-Europeans over there in the corner: the mysterious € character there is the currency symbol for Euro. It’s kinda like the Dollar, but better.

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